| Thursday, February 7th, 2008 |
| 3:06 pm |
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Happy Birthday Randi! And in honor of your special day I totally fucked the married guy. I blame you. :) |
| Saturday, February 2nd, 2008 |
| 9:49 pm |
i have the flu:(
Hey chicks. I'm not dead I just have the flu and have been out of commission for a few days. |
| Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008 |
| 10:41 am |
i need more cowbell
The ex has returned from jail. Of course I have seen him. Because I am so smart and everything. I should go ahead run away screaming before he sucks me in again. And I keep b/ping!!! And he knows all about it and just turns a blind eye which is cool. I've told him he can't stay with me. I let him stay for two days but kicked him out last night. However, I still have all his clothes so I am sure I will be seeing him pretty soon one way or the other. Magnificent. All I want to do is b/p today. Seriously I am already plotting how much food I can eat and how quick in the midst of getting all these tax packages prepared at work. Aarg. And it really felt nice sleeping by myself last night ebcause he's so institutionalized right now that he will only sleep on his back and won't wrap up with me. So we fuck and then he rolls away onto his back which is cool except that he takes up so much of the bed that I am in a teeny little corner becasue he got so damn buff in lock up. Ick. I always get this melancholy when it rains. |
| Tuesday, January 1st, 2008 |
| 7:31 pm |
FUCK
Just chipped one of my back teeth. SUCK |
| Monday, November 26th, 2007 |
| 4:17 pm |
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| Thursday, November 22nd, 2007 |
| 9:47 am |
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| Tuesday, November 20th, 2007 |
| 1:02 pm |
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| Thursday, November 8th, 2007 |
| 11:13 am |
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| Monday, October 29th, 2007 |
| 8:42 pm |
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| Friday, October 12th, 2007 |
| 9:49 am |
for those of you who love my life...
Guess what I did last night? Welllllll it was my friend's birthday (and Caroline's! happy bday baby) so we went to the VIP press box for the Atlanta Hawks game and then to the bar. A few lines later blah blah home to my house, my friends are HAVING SEX with each other at the foot of my bed at 5am. I am at work now but called in earlier this mornign after all the craziness to say i had a flat tire and dropped the f word on my freaking bosses voicemail. SO i husle one of the IT guys into helping me figure out how to delete it and now I am sweatin out booze at 9:53am. KILL ME. I also called my bf at 7 am to tell him what i did and he is less than happy with me. Awesome. |
| Thursday, October 11th, 2007 |
| 2:37 pm |
hello! today's topic of debate For all of you folks that don't live here in America, explaint his to me. Some little bitch in __realthin said that American girls are perceived as trashy. Is that true/untrue? Why do people think this? I mean, I know there are plenty of trashy Americans but there are trashy Europeans and Aussies and fucking trashy Eskimos I'm sure! So why do we have such a bad rap? Thoughts/opinions? |
| Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007 |
| 11:09 am |
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| Sunday, September 30th, 2007 |
| 12:26 am |
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| Friday, September 28th, 2007 |
| 2:35 pm |
Last night's BIG (and I do mean BIG) adventure!
I went out with a guy I casually dated about 4 months ago last night. He lives in West Palm Beach now and is a private plane broker. He is GORGEOUS (picture to be posted tonight. So here's what happened, but be forwarned it's a little graphic! ( Read more... )So he's coming over and staying with me tonight! :) He'll be here until tomorrow afternoon and I am just happy as a clam :) |
| Tuesday, September 25th, 2007 |
| 11:15 am |
Nerves!!!
Hey I am nervous! I used to VERY casually date this beautiful private jet broker named Josh. He lives in West Palm Beach, FL and he is here in Atlanta for the week for a convention. He wants to see me as often as he can while here and is staying two extra days just to be with me! Holy smokes. But I am all black and blue from the car wreck and have gained like seriously 6 pounds since i started working at the italian restaurant to supplement my income and I know he's going to want to sleep with me and I haven't slept with him before and I want to but I'm nervous.... Ok and on another completely unrelated topic, for those who worry about what shows up in blood tests when you go to the doctor, I haev been bulimic for like 7 years and when i went to the ER yesterday for complications from my car wreck , not only were my electrolyte levels fine, but apparently they didnt notice the COCAINE in my system, which was a def plus. And my heart isn't bruised from my lil rib fractures either. Can you have sex with a fractured rib? I think if I take enough Lortab I should be fine. Don't you think? I will post pics of injusries soon and pics of me and sexy Josh too! :) |
| Wednesday, September 19th, 2007 |
| 8:29 pm |
wrecked car wrecked body wrecked soul
I got creamed by a hit and run today and my car is totalled. The left side of my bod is blue and they think i fractured my sternum. Someone please send me a new car. |
| Tuesday, September 18th, 2007 |
| 1:00 pm |
Everybody dies famous in a small town
I am in deperate need of a lunch purge. HOwever, I have to time this just right. I work for an extremely well known religious nonprofit organization much like the Red Cross. The majority of people who are here in my office building are older than my mom and have been here forever. They hold their beliefs very near to their hearts and I am certain that Grandma Moses down the hall would just not know how to explain to her Wednesday night Bible group that she heard the young contract writer in the corner office puking up her lunch. SO I have to wait for like another 30 minutes before all the old bats get outta the bathroom. I amjust tryingto guzzle water/tea so that when the time comes for me to scamper out it will be really quick and easy. HOw's everyone's day? |
| Monday, September 17th, 2007 |
| 1:02 pm |
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| Tuesday, September 11th, 2007 |
| 10:26 am |
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| Monday, September 10th, 2007 |
| 5:58 pm |
i have NO idea how to do all this shit
OK! I have absolutley no idea how to post all these birthday pics. soooo you can see them on my myspace at www.myspace.com/kisskrista For those of you who do not have myspace, if you click on pics right under my original picture then you can see the birthday pics under the album heading Kristapalooza. There are only like 10 up right now, but later tonight there should be about 30 or so. NO one remembers what happened on Thursday except that apparently we had all the bouncers taking shots with us, and it's possible that I may have led a small conga line around the block. no pictures of this though, so I am not sure. FRIDAY: my actual birthday. Abot 40 people were all there. I absolutely had so much fun and LOVE LOVE LOVE every person who came. I danced with everyone, kissed entirely too many people and went home to drink another bottle of vodka with the squad after we shut down midtown Atlanta!!! Check out the pics! |
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